You see, as I was driving down the street, I saw this beautiful girl man. She stopped me, trying to hitchhike, you know, to catch a ride. And then, I got the dumbest idea ever. What if I tried to make her deepthroat a cucumber for $100? And believe it or not, she fucking did, and she did it well. Then, I decided to take it as far as I can! So, instead of driving to her house, I drove to mine. And I flirted a bit with her on the way there. I was making her take her clothes off and shit. And after that, it was a done deal. I paid her a little bit more to take off her clothes again, practice with the cucumber, and then she was ready for the real deal. Like a real fucking man, I delivered and put her on her knees to suck my horse dick. She was doing it very well, like having some tongue play in it, looking me in the eyes like I’m the sweetest candy ever, and she’s a fat kid in 3rd grade. When that whole ordeal ended, we had some more fun, because she was riding me, and she was terrific at that, you know? Riding me, while at the same time swallowing that cucumber again. Her tight pussy was shaven except for a small strip at the top of her slit. Crazy with lust, she was moving her pelvis back and forth, grinding her pussy, left to right, up and down. And that got me so horny that I just had to turn her over. And, of course, fuck her in the doggy style, like a king. Her fucking pussy was popping, and I could feel it squeezing around my dick like a hungry cobra and stuff. And yeah, I pretty much just banged her, and then she went her way. So fellas, if you feel a little crazy sometimes, go for it. You never know, it might pay off in the end.